Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has been a very bad man tonight. After the culinary debacle that was Monday night your Maximum Leader recovered in grand form.

He had a perfectly cooked Delmonico from the grill. He first built up a pile of hot coals in the grill. Upon this pryamid of coals he placed an iron skillet. When the skillet was white hot, he added the room temperature steak that had been bathed in salt, pepper, and oil. 3 minutes per side (approximately).

The steak was removed from the skillet and plated next to a 2.3 pound Maine lobster which your Maximum Leader had steamed simultaneously.

He also had a cucumber salad. (He knows… Another cucumber salad… The Villainschloss garden has lots of cucumbers…)

He did decide to scratch the Egri Bikaver. Instead he opened a bottle of Pol Roger Champagne.

Now that dinner is finished and the kitchen clean your Maximum Leader will take the remaing Pol Roger and go to watch The Taming of the Shrew with Burton and Taylor.

Carry on.