My Mr. Villain is quite naive. I suppose the Mrs. is unaware of alternate activities? Or is Mr. Villain so ridiculously stubborn as to willingly deny himself to make a point? Actually, I know the answer to that last question. It’s “Yes”.

God gave you a hand, didn’t he? Quit whining, go out, buy a magazine, and take care of business yourself.

Update from your Maximum Leader: That was what the last few lines were about…