I disagree that my earrings make me look stupid. Presently I’m wearing two black wire hoops, discreet and close to the lobe, but I’ve also got studs and slightly larger hoops in both black and cobalt blue that I’ve worn on occasion. I’d like to petition for a ‘film industry’ exception. I do not presently belong to a rock band (though I always thought I’d be a great drummer).

I was additionally surprised to see that our Maximum Leader made no mention of his own Prince Albert piercing; probably he considers it ‘practical’ rather than ‘ornamental.’

Believe.