‘Ware the Flying Pigs!

Ally agrees with me!

Okay, Small Holder, enjoy the moment because I’ll probably take this part of the post down tomorrow. YOU ARE RIGHT.

Click through and read the rest of her post. In the area of religion, Ally and I seem to be on the same page. We are both Christians who think the “public” Christians do the religion a great disservice. The Pat Robertson quote is maddening and reveals a lack of critical thinking.

If God materially punishes those who displease him with natural disasters (Florida, New Orleans, America 9/11, and now Dover), and rewards those with whom he is pleased, let us determine who pleases God the most in terms of material wealth.

America seperates church and state. America is tolerant of diversity. America promotes sex equality (remember Robertson’s Republican Convention diatribe against working women?).

America is the richest, most materially wealthy nation in the world.

Ergo, God loves non-theocratic, tolerant, feminists.

Roberston better look out - who knows what God has in store for theocratic, intolerant chauvinists.

Side Note: If Intelligent Design is NOT creationism in a snappy outfit, why is Roberston so overwrought about it’s rejection? Would he be as overwrought if the people of Dover had rejected FSM ID?

Cattle Breeding

On a daily basis, readers flock to Naked Villainy hoping that your humble Smallholder will post another entry in his continuing series on the art of cattle breeding.

It has recently come to my attention that all of my work in finding a perfect mate for Bonnie has been in vain. The existing characteristics of the father don’t matter:

Like Galileo, I have been stubbornly resisting the literal truth of the Bible. Luckily, William Bennetta has performed the role of the Inquisition and set me straight:

“The central doctrine of biblical genetics is that the colors and patterns shown by animals are determined by what the animals’ parents happen to see while they are mating. This notion is set forth in chapter 30 of the Book of Genesis, in a tale about the patriarch Jacob. First, Jacob makes a deal by which he will get, as his wages, all the brown sheep and all the spotted or speckled goats that may be born into flocks owned by Laban. Then he undertakes to ensure that Laban’s strongest animals will produce an abundance of brown, spotted or speckled offspring:

And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chestnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.

And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled and spotted.

And Jacob did separate the lambs, and set the faces of the flocks the ringstraked, and all the brown in the flock of Laban; and he put his own flocks by themselves, and put them not unto Laban’s cattle.

And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the cattle in the gutters, that they might conceive among the ods.

But when the cattle were feeble, he put them not in; so the feebler were Laban’s, and the stronger Jacob’s.


In promoting biblical genetics as a substitute for scientific genetics, fundamentalists could note that biblical genetics offers big advantages. First, it is cozy: Even if it doesn’t agree with what we see in nature, it agrees with a sort of ignorant intuition. Next, biblical genetics is simple: It involves no mathematics, and it require us to master only three unfamiliar terms — pilled, strakes and ringstraked. Best of all, it is easy to apply. Individuals schooled in biblical genetics would not have to analyze pedigrees, conduct tedious selective-breeding projects, search for the mechanisms of inherited diseases, or learn delicate genetic-engineering techniques. They would just have to set up some properly pilled rods.

To persons who imagine that they can learn about nature by rejecting evidence and reason in favor of ancient tribal tales, biblical genetics will certainly look like great stuff. I commend it to the fundamentalists’ attention. “

Pandas and People

At the heart of the Dover controversy is the statement’s referral of the students to the library’s “reference” books “Of Pandas and People” (the book donated to the school after a creationist, school board member solicited his Baptist congregation, collected the money, and then tried to obscure it’s orgins, lying in a deposition).

Pandas was written by a creationist too.

Intelligent design people argue that respected scientists disagree. Wrong. No respected scientist accepts ID because it is not science.

Intelligent design people argue that a spirit of free inquiry requires that students be exposed to ID. The spirit of free inquiry requires intellectual honesty and actual examination of facts. Pandas and People fails on both counts. Educators ought not to refer students to erroneous and misleading sources.

Correction

On behalf of all the the Divas, I would like to offer a correction to their essays on “What Makes a Man Sexy:”

Manure-spattered boots.

Election Thoughts

I don’t think Virginia is in play in 2008.

Democrats are huffing and puffing about their “big mo” and Republicans are wetting themselves.

Everybody needs to calm down.

Smallholder’s analysis:

Kilgore lost because:

1) People rememeber the fiscal catastrophe of the Gilmore administration. Vater Smallholder, who has not voted for a democrat in my lifetime, pulled the lever for Kaine. Not because my father has suddenly gone over to the dark side. He is just pissed about fiscal irresponsibility.

2) Kilgore is an idiot. You are supposed to go negative when you are losing, in order to increase the cyncism of moderates and suppress their turnout. Then it is down to base versus base. Kilgore had a lead, and then went negative. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

3) Kilgore is a liar. Kaine ran some questionable adds as well, but Kilgore insulted the intelligence of voters everywhere. And that pisses us off. He may not have lied in a Clintonian parsing of words, but his intent was certainly to mislead: “Tim Kaine says he lowered taxes in Richmond, but tax bills actually went up.” The intention was to make voters think Kaine raised taxes and is a lying poopyhead. But homeowners, who make up a huge portion of the voting population, know that rising property values lead to higher bills even though the tax rate was reduced. If you buy a $200,000 house and it increases in value to $600,000, your taxes will go up. People get mad when you insult their intelligence.

Note to the Maximum Leader: You should be glad Kiane won. You liked the fiscal responsibility of the Warner administration. Having a Democrat facing a republican legislature will keep the spending and revenue nuts balanced. For what might have happened to Virginia’s fiscal health, see: The United States government where one-party controlled has led to an orgy of tax cutting and spending. You migh recall my pre-election post pointing out that true conservatives ought to support a split government as a way to restrain federal power.

Note to Democratic Party: Smallholder is available as a strategist for reasonable rates. This one’s free: “We may be called tax and spend liberals, but look at the last eight yeats of BORROW and spend profligacy.”

Interesting: Slavery Not So Bad After All!

While looking up Pandas and People at Amazon, I found it very interesting that the books celebrating the “scientific” nature of Pands and People are Christian lists.

I’m sure that it is just coincidence.

But what I found very interetsing was the list by Marlton Green, “third grde teacher.” Included on the list was a book called “Southern Slavery As It Was.”

Wow! Chef Devergue’s review is entertaining:

“Suppose you are a son of the South, you consider yourself to be a good Christian, and (like most of us) would like to consider the deeds of your ancestors in the best light possible. In that case, you are probably at the mercy of conflicting impulses, since the sine qua non of the Confederate States of America was the preservation of slavery, and virtually all mainstream Christians today are in agreement that slavery as practiced in the United States was an evil institution. One cannot honor one’s heritage without compromising one’s heartfelt religious principals, and vice versa. What is one to do?

Well, the more prevelant route is that taken by most devotees of the Lost Cause mythos, which is that secession and the CSA was never about slavery, but rather “states’ rights,” whatever the hell that might mean. If one argues that rationale, all your opponent has to do is bring up either the Dred Scott decision or the Fugitive Slave Act, both of which utterly trample the notion of states’ rights into the dust. In short, the states’ rights argument raises as many paradoxical questions as it hopes to answer.

Another route is that taken by authors Wilson & Wilkins, who argue that 1) slavery was not contrary to godliness, and in fact it was the abolitionist movement which was contrary to the will of God; and 2) in any case, the slaves by and large were well-treated, well-fed and content with their existence. Oh yes, and it was the fault of the Northern slave trade that slavery continued in the South in any case, so if there is an original sin of slavery, it is to be found somewhere near Boston — gosh, we haven’t heard this argument before, have we?

The scholarship here, simply put, sucks. However, that puts these clowns in good company as the pseudohistorians that are Holocaust deniers or (ironically) Afro-Centrists like GGM James or JA Rogers. This work is heavily dependent on just a few sources, such as the writings of RL Dabney (not exactly a neutral source) or massively flawed statistical works like Engerman & Fogel’s “Time on the Cross.” The authors cherry-pick through the historical data, selecting only that data which fits into their pre-fabricated thesis. When they aren’t cherry-picking, they are engaged in wholesale distortion, such as the argument that the leadership of the North had fallen under the pernicious and bible-hating influence of New England Unitarianism, which the authors rank only slightly above devil-worship, apparently.

Hmmmmmmmm. I didn’t realize that Springfield, Illinois was a hotbed of Unitarianism — my mistake. Also, I know my own family’s history, and all of those ancestors from Ohio, Indiana & Illinois that joined the Republican party in the 1850’s — the last time I checked, almost all of them were Methodists, not Unitarians. Where do you think Southern Baptists and Southern Methodists got their start anyway, because of disagreements over the tarriff? Also, where do the Quakers, who really were the backbone of both the abolitionist and sufferage movements anyway, fit into the authors’ simplistic scenario.

Of course, one has to accept the notion that the authors’ narrow definition of “orthodox” evangelical Christianity is the One True Faith, otherwise their thesis tends to fall apart in a hurry. Regarding this, it might be in order to point out that these guys have ties to the Christian Reconstruction movement, a movement that frightens your more garden-variety right-wing Christians like Ralph Reed, for example. Their extemism is pretty much off the charts (among other things, this movement envisions the recreation of the South as a separate, lily-white Christian republic where public stonings might be acceptable), so if your Southern Pride tendencies are more conventional, you might want to keep this in mind.

All of this might seem pretty silly, ut consider the relative success of the Holocaust Denial movement. For a generation now, the Holocaust deniers have been patiently peddling their wares, and now one sees a growing number of Americans (the numbers still vary considerably, depending on which poll you read) who now have doubts about the specifics of the Holocaust. Because Americans by and large tend to be pretty uncritical of that which they see in print, this pseudohistory can have a lasting effect. It remains to be seen if Wilson & Wilkins will succeed in their pushing their agenda.”

More on Dover

I posted a few links to the coverage of the Dover intelligent design judicial proceedings a few days ago.

It was a poor post. Other than raising Brian’s hackles, it didn’t really have enough ooomph to grab anybody.

Ally’s post on Dover inspired me to elaborate.

When I first read about the Dover statement about intelligent design, I shrugged.

The Dover folks were wrongheaded - there is nothing scientific about intelligent design (witness the Kansas’ school board’s need to redefine the word “science” in their curriculum). But the statement that people disagree about evolution is factual. So big deal.

In fact, good science teachers might use the issue to inspire their students. Students who actually look at the evidence will reject intelligent design. I have been following the “debate” for a while now, and every single time the ID folks show a “problem” with evolution - like irreducible complexity - it turns out that it isn’t really a problem. But understanding why the problem isn’t really a problem takes a bit of reading and some complex, hard thought. The ID folks know this, but also know that most people won’t take the time to read the complex studies. The ID proponents are fundementally dishonest. (The best example can be seen here with ID adocate Micheal Behe denying that scientists had answered the irreducibly complex problem of the immune system, whilst surrounded by over 50 papers that do just that. Great courtroom theatrics.) You also consistently see claims that the Dariwinians are fundamentalists who won’t tolerate challenges to their “dogma,” which ignores the very lively debate going on about mechanisms, as well as ignoring the awesome battles that took place at the turn of the century (See the book: Reef Madness). Scientists, aren’t dogmatic: they want proof. Their rejection of ID isn’t a evidence of a faith-based scientific community, it is evidence that ID doesn’t have any proof.

But more troubling than the bad science is the consequence of the dishonesty. Despite their “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” disclaimers, ID is being promoted only by creationists. Unfortunately, with our human tendency to generalize, many people will generalize the lying ID folks to the larger Christian community.

Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount lays out the most fundamental duty of Christians: bring people to Christ. Good people disagree about the best tactics to use in this mission. I would submit to you, my friends, that eggregious dishonesty will not convince many people.

And the Dover people are being eggregiously dishonest. Click through to my previous post and read those news articles. This isn’t an example of liberal MSM slandering the poor noble school board members. At least two school board members committed perjury to cover-up their fundamentalist Christian motivations in imposing ID. Lest you think I am cherry-picking evidence, here is a link to an index of all of the local paper’s trial coverage.

Ally: After reading those courtroom accounts, do you still feel that there was no religious motivation behind the school board’s “ID” platform?

Technology Race

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, in a vain attempt to make up for quality of posting by just putting up some crap, would like to provide you with two links.

The first link shows that American engineered and built aircraft are the finest in the world. A new Boeing 777 just flew 12,586 miles with out refueling. In case you are wondering kids… That flight was from Hong Kong to London via North America. A new world record. Breaking a record previously held by another Boeing aircraft…

Hey Airbus Industries! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

But alas, while US aircraft are superior to all others… It seems that the US is lagging far behind the Japanese when it comes to microwavable lingere. Your Maximum Leader demands that US companies start working to close the microwavable lingere gap! We can’t have hot Japanese chicks going around warming their boobs during the winter while hot American chicks go around with cold boobs! We all know what happens when boobs get cold… Oh yeah… Humm…

On second thought… We can afford a microwavable lingere gap after all.

Carry on.

Thursday’s Men’s Club & Diva Discussion

This week’s topic is fairly ambiguous…
What constitutes “sexy” in a member of the opposite sex?…

Hmmmmm…

I am not going to include all that obligatory BS about how important “sense of humor,” “self confidence,” and “Fun Personality” is. I know some very funny, self confident hunch backed burn victims that have great personalities but don’t get dates… ever!

Back on topic…

As I grow older, I find that I have switched from the “sniper” days of my youth (when I had a fairly narrow view of what I thought was hot), to more of a shotgun blast approach (she has a pulse?… Great!).

Of course we are fed a fairly steady diet of what Hollywood, Women’s magazines, and the Fashion industry WANTS us to think is sexy, but fortunately, everyone is different as to what he/she likes.

Its kind of like NASCAR…

In NASCAR, you generally decide if you are a Gordon Fan or a Ernhardt Fan, and then pick the real driver that you follow.

So guys in general have a Category that we like (Red heads, big tits, legs etc) which relates to the Gordon/Ernhardt thing, and then we have the “reality” women (the driver we pull for every week).

That is to say, some guy might claim to love big breasts, but the women he dates/marries is slight of build. He might love Blondes, but has been dating a Brunette all his life.

Can’t explain it, I am just glad that the world works that way, otherwise guys like me would never have a shot at getting married.

Anywhoo…

If you want to know what is sexy to you, you can take these simple test! (ladies, take the test answering what you think that your man would answer)

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15912893200295081418

and

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3828635434782670283

and finally

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2239915079126236029

Back to the trenches…

When News Threads Collide

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has wanted to get himself motivated to comment on the riots in France. And he’s wanted to comment on the Carolina Cheerbabe scandal. But he’s found that computer games have occupied his free time… So, he was trying to figure out how to include these two completely unrelated news threads together for pithy commentary…

Our friend Steve the Llama Butcher has discovered what happens when news threads collide. And the results are fabulous.

Carry on.

Barnes on VA Elections

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader will direct you to an interesting little article by Fred Barnes that was published on Opinion Journal today. Your Maximum Leader agrees with much of what Barnes says about the Virginia Governor’s election.

And, your Maximum Leader will have to admit that Skippy was right when he mentioned in a comment thread to an earlier post that your Maximum Leader wasn’t giving enough weight to the suppressing effects of negative advertising by the Kilgore Campaign. Many voters who trend Republican appear to have stayed home in some rural areas. While the precise cause of this hasn’t been nailed down your Maximum Leader will opine that the two major causes were 1) the election was seen as a referendum on Mark Warner (the current - very popular - governor) and 2) negative ads by the Kilgore campaign may have created a feeling of ambivelence among religious voters (in particular) who didn’t like Kilgore attacking Kaine’s beliefs on the death penalty.

Carry on.

Show Him Some Love

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader suggests that you go over to the Commissar and give him a little love. He’s crested 1,000,000 visitors and 2 years in the arena. No small feat that.

Your Maximum Leader wishes him many years of visitors and blogging.

Carry on.

Disappointment Part the Second

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is sure that by now you’ve probably heard about the Virginia Gubernatorial election results. Just in case you haven’t, feel free to clicky on the linky. Tim Kaine, the Democratic Lt. Governor, won in his contest with Jerry Kilgore, the Republican former-Atty General. It was a resounding victory in fact for Governor-Elect Kaine. He appears to have captured about 52% of the vote. Your Maximum Leader would have guessed the race would be a little tighter.

So you may ask, “Is my Maximum Leader disappointed today?” Well, a little, he supposes. It is not like the world will end or anything. Indeed, your Maximum Leader remembers how completely devastated he felt when George H.W. Bush lost to Bill Clinton in 1992. He doesn’t get that worked up over elections like that anymore. He’s learned that we in American don’t like electing transformational leaders. Frankly, we don’t like electing really extraordinary people in general. So, we get incremental change one way or another.

Of course in 1992 your Maximum Leader would have identified himself politically as “Republican.” If you ask him now to identify himself politically he would say “Conservative.” There is a slight difference thee. One that perhaps he shall expound upon in a later post.

Congratulations Governor-Elect Kaine. You fought the good fight and prevailed.

This victory will be viewed by the national press as a blow to President Bush and the National Republicans. Your Maximum Leader thinks that rhetoric is overwrought. Afterall, (very conservative) Republican Bill Bolling was elected Lt. Governor. The Republicans still hold a commanding majority in the House of Delegates. (Even if the Washington Post’s headline reads how the Democrats won a few key races.) And it looks like (pretty conservative) Republican Bob McDonnell will be elected Atty General. That race is too close to call. And if your Maximum Leader may speculate a little bit on the Atty General race… He thinks the reason it is too close to call is the NRA. The NRA endorsed Creigh Deeds (D) over Bob McDonnell (R) and your Maximum Leader thinks that the NRA endorsement has made the race so close. If your Maximum Leader remembers correctly, McDonnell supported a few bills to restrict firearm sales at gun shows. (But he could be wrong on that.)

So, he is a little disappointed in the top of the ticket results, but on the whole he is pretty pleased the rest of the way down.

And in case you were wondering, your Maximum Leader helped oust his incumbent County Supervisor; but the incumbent School Board member was re-elected.

Carry on.

Disappointment

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, rather than reading blogs or blogging himself, spent a good portion of last night playing Rome:Total War. He finally won the game. He was the Scipii faction of the Romans. He first conquered Sciliy. Then he moved on to North Africa. (He spared the Egyptians because they paid large tribute to keep his armies at bay.) Then he split the conquest of Greece and Macedonia with the Brutii faction. He also made some territorial gains in modern Germany and Austria. Then he started the civil war. He conquered Latinum and Rome herself. Then he crushed the Brutii. Then he drove the Julii out of Italy and central Europe.

Then the game just ended. He had built up his armies and has crossed the Alps. He was prepared to wrest Gaul and Spain from the Julii. He took Massila and then the game just ended with a cheesey pop-up screen that said that Victory was his and he was the master of a great Empire.

When your Maximum Leader clicked on the button to get rid of the pop-up he expected that he would be allowed to play on just for the sake of closure. No dice. He returned to the main menu.

He is more than a little disappointed. He didn’t really care for the Medieval:Total War victory screen either. The cool one was the Shogun: Total War ending with a little movie and all.

He is feeling miffed.

Carry on.

Civic Duty Done

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is pleased to report that he has already visited his local polling station and done his civic duty and voted for the various elected offices being contested on the ballot.

Well to be totally honest he voted in both the contested and uncontested races on the ballot. For some mad reason they insist on putting the uncontested spots on the ballot too. (In case you are wondering your Maximum Leader’s representatives in the Virginia House of Delegates, William Howell, is running unopposed.)

Excursus: Your Maximum Leader once asked Mr. Howell how it felt to be the Speaker of the world’s oldest continually meeting democratic legislature. His response “It is a good feeling.”

So, your Maximum Leader cast his votes. He voted for Mr. Kilgore for Governor, Mr. Bolling for Lt. Governor, and Mr. McDonnell for Attorney General. As both parties are “for” education and roads and “against” crime your Maximum Leader had to move to the second tier issues. In many respects he felt a little guilty for doing so. Afterall the second tier issues are not ones on which there is likely to be any change from the status quo regardless of who is elected Governor. And as your Maximum Leader had noted before, he doesn’t think that either Jerry Kilgore’s or Tim Kaine’s plans for education or infrastructure improvements honestly looks at the costs involved.

Mrs. Villain asked your Maximum Leader what it would take for him to vote for Kaine in the election. Your Maximum Leader responded that if Tim Kaine legally changed his first and middle name to Charles Foster then he would have earned your Maximum Leader’s vote - for cinematic reasons.

In case you are wondering, your Maximum Leader voted against the incumbent county supervisor and against the incumben school board member. While one runs as an independent for county supervisor and school board it turns out that both men your Maximum Leader voted against were Republicans. Your Maximum Leader wonders, does splitting your vote between statewide and local offices count as splitting your ticket? Humm…

Anyho…

If you are a resident of Virginia or New Jersey (or New York City) get out and vote. You’ve got major issues to decide for your locality. Of course you should always vote whenever you are able.

Carry on.

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