Prognosticating Rodents.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader continues to suffer through his computer problems. He believes he is likely going to reformat his computer’s hard drive over the weekend. So, he should be back to normal next week.
In other news… At Gobbler’s Knob in Punxatawney, PA, a particularly fat rodent saw his shadow. Apparently this means 6 more weeks of winter.
What this says about our society is hard to make out. Who do you trust to make weather predictions? A fat rodent named Phil who lives in Pennsylvania. Or Al Roker?
Carry on.