John Elway, after living a full life, died.
When he got to Heaven, God was showed him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window.
“This is yours for Eternity, John,” said God, “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”
Elway did feel special, and walked excitedly up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a green and old sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every window, a cheesehead.
John looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the hall of fame.”
God said, “So what do you want to know, John?”
” Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me?”
God chuckled, and replied, “John, that’s not Brett Favre’s house — it’s mine!”