Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has had a rough night. Trying to watch baseball and the debates. Well, not really watch but listen to - since he was in the Villainmobile most of the night.

Here is your Maximum Leader’s one thought on the debate tonight. How about we have one more debate, but change the format? Your Maximum Leader’s format would consist of a single moderator, chosen at random from the “community of journalists.” The questioning would go like this:

Moderator: Mr. President/Senator Kerry, I have a question for you written here on this index card. But rather than asking it, you have two minutes to talk about what ever you would like.

When either the President or the Senator finished it the moderator would continue:

Moderator: Mr. President/Senator Kerry, you have 90 seconds to object to your opponent’s last statement, and add a non-sequitor of your own.

Your Maximum Leader would prefer to have the listening audience know in advance what to expect.

NB to Smallholder: No time to read anything more tonight. Will give it a shot tomorrow.

Carry on.