Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that his Minister of Propaganda has returned to provide commentary and insight into the world.

But his first post was a Rum & Monkey Quiz. After posting the quiz results, the Minister of Propaganda speculated that he and your Maximum Leader are not compatible. Well… Your Maximum Leader took the quiz too. Here are his results.

I’m an apparently intelligent, moderate, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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According to the quiz results, your Maximum Leader and his Minister of Propaganda are, in fact, 68% compatible.

Of course, the quiz is obviously wrong in that it identifies your Maximum Leader as a “moderate” and a “dribbling child.” While your Maximum Leader has a “dribbling child” at home (the Wee Villain is only 10 months old afterall and teething), he is definately not a moderate…

Ah well… So much for the accuracy of internet quizzes.

Carry on.