Oh to have these problems.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, pending the establishment of the MWO, likes to keep a sort of low profile. But he would, for just a moment, want to trade places with Conrad this weekend.
Oh to have to fight off the paparazzi while taking your (no-doubt lovely) Indonesian paramour back to her villa; and then fight back your own inclination towards sarcasm when looking around the place…
Your Maximum Leader is sure that he could out-Elton Elton in the “rude, vile pigs” comment department… But isn’t sure he could keep his snide decor comments to himself.
Carry on.