Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader read the lastest from his Poet Laureate and said, “Ah yes, this is the Hominid as we know and love him.”

Your Maximum Leader has worried quite a bit about the Big Hominid over the past few months. And to make matters worse, your Maximum Leader hasn’t written/chatted with him as much as he should. Perhaps moving into a new place with more room and DSL will improve things a little.

Or maybe we’ll just have to pray for the interession of one of God’s tentacles.

Carry on.