Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader couldn’t pass up this headline from Reuters.

China says North Korea wants Nuclear-Free Peninsula.

Assuming the North Koreans really do want a nuke-free peninsula. (They don’t by the way.) They can achieve this goal easily by JUST DISMANTALING THE NUKES THEY HAVE!!!! But the nukes are more valuable to them as a bargaining chip to use with other nations to exact onerous consessions and preserve their crypto-Stalinist state. The path the North has taken to develop and deploy nukes is what is upsetting the equipoise of the region.

Of course, if you want to get the real skinny on what is going on on the Korean Peninsula you need to read the Poet Laureate’s (aka: the Big Hominid) site. Or his buddies, the Marmot, or Incestuous Amplification.

Carry on.