Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader owns a kilt. It was handmade for him by Hector Russell of Princes Street, Edinburgh, Scotland. (At the time they had a Royal Warrant from the Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh.) He wears it on special occasions. It is heavy. It is wool. And sometimes it itches.

So now your Maximum Leader sees a clever blog ad on Wizbang for the Sport Kilt and he decides to click through.

Now, your Maximum Leader isn’t sure he really needs another kilt. But if he was going to wear one around with any regularity, he might just consider getting a cotton-poly blend with a elcro waistband. Alas, they don’t seem to have the tartan that your Maximum Leader would want to buy…

Carry on.