New JLH Movie
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads on the news wire that the dreamy Jennifer Love Hewitt has bought the rights to the story of a Texas hooker/housewife. Ms. Hewitt will produce and star in the film based on a true story.
Humm… The article says the film will be a comedy. Perhaps your Maximum Leader will have to schedule a trip to the movies when it comes out…
Carry on.