Welcome to one-word movie reviews! With the blessing of our Maximum Leader, I’m going to make this a semi-regular feature here at Naked Villainy (nobody seems to mind when Smallholder, aka the Minister of Agriculture, rambles on about cow insemination). These are the opinions of your Minister of Propaganda only; they are not meant to represent the opinions of the Hollywood Elite at large.

For benchmarking purposes:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: genius
Forrest Gump: trite
Big Trouble in Little China: awesome!!!!

Set? Good. Movies I’ve recently viewed, first in theaters:

Four Brothers: decent
Bad News Bears: ugh
The Island: wasteful
Wedding Crashers: inspiring

And via netflix:

Bang Rajan: confusing
The Ninth Configuration: dated
In the Mood For Love: beautiful
The Jacket: dull
Elf: headachy
The City of No Limits: intriguing

Screen the good and avoid the bad. If you can’t trust your Minister of Propaganda to select your entertainment options, who can you trust?

Believe.