Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has a twisted fascination with natural disasters in the making. Surely he empathizes with victims, and he doesn’t wish them upon anyone. (Except Islamofacists…) But they are interesting… It seems as though there is seismic activity under Mount St. Helens’ crater.

For those of you in the Portland or Olympia areas, beware!

What makes this weird is that over the weekend your Maximum Leader was watching a tv program about Pompeii and Herculaneum and their destruction by Mt. Vesuvius… Hummm….

Carry on.