More on Rachael Ray.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has, from time to time, in this space lusted after Giada DeLaurentiis. Although it looks as though Giada needs to eat a little more she is still pretty hot. This subject even became a discussion point for Brian as well. Indeed, Brian went so far as to say he would like to be the deli meat in a Gaida DeLaurentiis/Rachael Ray sandwich. Frankly, that is place your Maximum Leader wouldn’t mind being either.

Well… With that in mind…

Your Maximum Leader stumbled upon a open letter to Rachael Ray from a blog called “Blind Cave Fish”, but subtitled: “jess needs a spanking.”

Now your Maximum Leader can’t be sure, but depending on how cute Jess is and what it might lead to he might be willing to administer the spanking. If he cannot, well then he could always recommend Skippy.

Anyho…

Jess at Blind Cave Fish seems to think that Rachael Ray is not hot and should stop acting like she is. Well Jess. You are wrong. Rachael Ray is hot. Not only because she will wear a skimpy outfit for FHM magazine, but also because she would probably cook dinner for us in 30 minutes (in a skimpy outfit) and then gush all over us about how great sex with us is. Trust your Maximum Leader on this one. Cute girls who cook for you and then go on and on about how great sex was are great. To quote Paris Hilton, “That’s hot.”

Sure Rachael is a little overexposed (ahem). And she is almost annoyingly happy. But she is really really cute. And she looks like she’d be lots and lots of fun to hang with. And guys like cute, happy girls. Brooding ain’t sexy.

So Jess, lay off Rachael. She’s just being herself. And call your Maximum Leader if you really need that spanking.

Carry on.

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