Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was pleased to read about all of the chaos surrounding the technical aspects of the California Recall. It seems that the candidates will have to appear on three ballots because they will not all fit on one. Of course this means that well meaning (yet stupid) voters will likely vote for one person on each page, which will invalidate their vote all together. Moreover, elections officials don’t have the normal length of time (9 months) to prepare. But they have to pull the whole thing together in just a few weeks! Egads! Government officials who can’t handle deadlines?!?!

Your Maximum Leader just sits in his compound and guffaws.

Carry on.