Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader mentioned in his post-debate post that he was blogging naked. He received an e-mail this morning from a lowly minion wishing to remain annonymous. The minion writes:

What were you doing blogging naked? Didn’t you have any pajamas?

Your Maximum Leader must disappoint many minions by stating publically that he doesn’t own any pajamas. But that doesn’t explain why he was blogging naked last night. The simple fact was lazyness and fatherhood coupled together.

You see, your Maximum Leader was holding the little Villain in his arms while watching the debate. And your Maximum Leader was fully clothed. Then the wee Villain decided to spit-up all over his father’s shirt after finishing his rice cereal. So your Maximum Leader removed his shirt and threw it in the wash.

Then the wee Villain fell asleep in your Maximum Leader’s arms. About 10 minutes before the debate ended, the little boy decided to have an explosive bowel movement. The erupted out of the side of his diaper, and all over your Maximum Leader’s boxers. So, your Maximum Leader removed the boxers and threw them into the wash as well. And he was too lazy to remove himself to his dressing chamber and get new ones, as after he updated the blog, he was going to bed. So he blogged naked. (The first time in fact.)

There you have it. More information than you wanted. But your Maximum Leader is nothing if not open about his state of dress or undress with his loyal minions. And your Maximum Lader can promise that he will never - ever - install a livecam on his blog.

Carry on.