Sadie makes a wild, unsubstantiated charge.
The idea of your humble Smallholder being metrosexual will surely bring tears to the eyes of the other ministers.
Metrosexuals are famously fussy about their hair. My hair-care regimine is the shampoo, shake, and go to work. Heck, if Mrs. Smallholder would let me I’d just keep my head shaved so their would be maintenance at all*.
Sadie piles the calumny higher, implying that I hold myself above pop-culture.
As our loyal readers know, I’m ALL ABOUT pop culture.
As long as the pop culture is late eighties with a heavy flavoring of Monty Python.
Perhaps Sadie is spinning these reckless charges because I evicted her from the barn to make way for the pigs.
* Mrs. Smallholder, in her typical caring way, explains that I can’t get away with baldness like Jordan because my “head is oddly shaped.”