Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has a cold. More specifically a cough. A cough he can’t seem to shake. He took it easy over the weekend to let this cough “run its course.” He self-medicated. He just can’t seem to get it to go away. If this cough was bird flu or something your Maximum Leader isn’t sure if he’s building immunity or just wasting away slowly.

Anyho…

With this cough, your Maximum Leader has found that laughing leads to wheezing, hacking, fall-out-of-his-chair-fits. And that is not a good thing. Well… It is not a good thing to cough, wheeze, hack, and fall out of your chair and hit your head on the corner of a table. Which is just what your Maximum Leader did when reading “Chip’s” memoir this morning.

Carry on.