Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is running very busy today and will not be able to make updates as he would like to today. First off, he will apologize to the Smallholder for the “appeal to authority” point this morning. The Smallholder was not really doing an appeal to authority. But your Maximum Leader still maintains that the inclusion of the Google numbers didn’t really advance any argument.

First off (subpart a), your Maximum Leader believes he does have a copy of “Science and Health” in his library. (Which also includes The Book of Mormon; the Bible (King James, New King James, New American, some Pre-Vatican 2 version, and the NIV); the Koran (two different translations); the Tao-Te-Ching (2 translations); the Analects of Confucious (2 translations); and a host of other pan-religious writings.) He will attempt to verify quotes for the Smallholder.

Secondly, to answer the Smallholder again… The award was given to this site by the sexy and mirthful Sadie. At who’s request your Maximum Leader now publishes this meme thingie (which was completed last night):

Three names you go by:

Your Maximum Leader
The Maximum Leader
Mike

Three screennames you have:
nakedvillainy
naked villain
yourmaximumleader

Three things you like about yourself:
Wit
Charm
Enormous genitals

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
pudgy belly
pudgy belly
pudgy belly

Three parts of your heritage:
Scottish
English
More Scottish

Three things that scare you:
Smallholder covered in cow dung
Smallholder covered in sheep dung
Smallholder

Three of your everyday essentials:

Tea
A radio
The internet

Three things you are wearing right now:
Nakedvillainy t-shirt
Sweatpants (black)
Gore-tex slippers from Lands End

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
Cowboy Junkies
Tom Jones
Frank Sinatra

Three of your favorite songs at present:
Something More Besides You - Cowboy Junkies
Sexbomb - Tom Jones
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear - Frank Sinatra

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
Arrange for a weekend trist with Sadie in Vegas
Arrange for a weekend trist with Anna in Napa
Arrange for a weekend trist with Minion Molly in Vail

Thre things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Honesty
Mutual Respect
Great Sex

Two truths and a lie:
I am a smart guy.
I am a married guy.
I am going to try for weekend trists with Sadie, Anna, and Minion Molly.

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
Eyes
Butt
Boobs

Three things you just can’t do:
Ski
Climb mountains
Dance

Three of your favorite hobbies:
Reading
Blogging
Fishing

Three things you want to do really badly right now:

Have sex
Go to London
Win the lottery

Three careers you’re considering:
Evil Scientist
CEO of Evil Corporation
Maximum Leader of the Mike World Order

Three places you want to go on vacation:
London
Bombay
Sydney

Three kids names:
Angus
Andromache
Winston

Three things you want to do before you die:
Compose an Opera
See the Villainous progeny grow up and be happy
Nail Jennifer Love Hewitt

Your Maximum Leader hopes this makes Sadie happy. Now your Maximum Leader is going to jum into the Villainmobile and dash off to Washington DC for the Bullets/Orlando Magic game. If you happen to like the NBA and plan on watching the game, you might see your Maximum Leader sitting behind the Orlando Bench about 4 rows back. He considers this the “Chair-Throwing Fan Zone.” If you are wondering why your Maximum Leader will be there, it is to assure that Shaq and your Maximum Leader are on the same page as to his role in the MWO…

Carry on.