Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has just read of Mr. Depp’s non-retraction, retraction. Translation of Johnny’s ersatz retraction: “Waaaa. My silly comments might hurt opening day of Once Upon a Time in Mexico. I must retract them without really denying what I said. Waaaa.”

Of course, your Maximum Leader, and Mrs. Villain will likely see this movie regardless of Johnny’s comments on the US. Mrs. Villain thinks he is hot, and your Maximum Leader is not fully recovered from a Salma Hayek crush….

Carry on.