Liquid Dynamics
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must be in a rather base frame of mind today. Why? Well who really knows why, but in keeping with the bodily needs theme he has going he’ll refer you all to the contemplations of the Poet Laureate.
Your Maximum Leader can give the Big Hominid a two word answer that explains the urine droplet on top of the urinal.
Carry on.