Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is very fond of roses. That is he is fond of growing them, although he supposes if you wanted to send him some he wouldn’t be offended. (Although if you are a comely female he would prefer a photo of you in a Nakedvillainy.com t-shirt.) Having now told you all of his fondness for roses, and in the interests of showing you all, my loyal minions, something beautiful… Here are some of your Maximum Leader’s roses….

Apologies for the low res photo… If you desire a better one, let your Maximum Leader know. He’ll send you a better photo.

Carry on.