Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader dares you to read his posting on the Big Hominid’s site. Okay… I really don’t dare you. Actually, it is just a rundown of some news worthy items. So, read if you would like.

As for college drinking… As the AirMarshal reports, I did once make such a bold claim. But I can honestly say that the moment referenced by the AirMarshal was in fact the first time I did get sick from alcohol. Frankly, I deserved to get sick for wasting a fine bottle of Glenfiddich in a night of idle drunkeness. That has not been repeated. I also used to be able to boast that I hadn’t been hungover before. But, since I have grown older, I have found that if I drink a wee bit too much I get stiff and achey (ache-y?) the next morning.

And once again, your Maximum Leader must point out that when there are important issues to discuss, and weighty world-dominating ideas to disseminate, they are focusing on alcohol and what the Maximum Leader may (or may not) have done in college. This is why the evil index of this site is down around 49%… Hrumph!

And allow your Maximum Leader to publically thank the Minister of Agriculture for raising a fine feast for the Villainschloss. Your Maximum Leader will add, that if you are interested in agricultural and farming techniques, write me and I will pass along your message to the Minister of Agriculture. Perhaps we could convince him to post a regular column on farm-life and organically sound farming for this site… And if you are interested in purchasing organically raised farm products (next growing season) send an e-mail to this site. Your Maximum Leader will pass it along to the Minister of Agriculture. That e-mail again… nakedvillainy@cox.net.

And yet another plug… Do you have your Maximum Leader thong yet? (Your Maximum Leader asks this question of his female readers. Of course, if you are a man and like thongs… Well keep that to yourself.)

Carry on.