Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads on the news wires that Ken Lay, the convicted former head of Enron, has died in Aspen, Colorado. Apparently it was a heart attack.

Your Maximum Leader wonders if this isn’t a case of “just giving up.” It could well be. Your Maximum Leader imagines that the Lay family has lots of insurance money coming its way. At least he hopes so, if the stories of Lay bankrupting himself for his defence are true. Your Maximum Leader wishes no ill upon Lay’s family; but thinks that Lay’s conviction was deserved.

Rest in peace Ken Lay. 
Carry on.