Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that some schmo who once had a “relationship” with Jennifer Aniston (he was 16, she was 15) in the mid-80’s is auctioning off the notes she sent him.

Allow your Maximum Leader to go on record saying that in the MWO, that schmo will be dragged out and shot on principle. It is not that your Maximum Leader has any special affinity for Jennifer Aniston. He doesn’t. (In fact if he could “hook up” with any of the women of Friends he would choose Lisa Kudrow.) Regardless, it just strikes him as very wrong to profit from the fruits of a teen-aged puppy love. Once Aniston became a “celebrity” then your Maximum Leader takes a much different approach. But prior to that is a different matter.

Carry on.