Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was listening to some economics professor on the radio this morning and was just struck by what the guy was talking about. At one point your Maximum Leader yelled at the radio that the guy could keep his Marxist ways, ’cause their only just a phase; but it’s money that makes the world go round.

But all the morning talk of money, economics, and the economy reminded your Maximum Leader that the Christmas gift-giving season is upon us…

You don’t need reminding do you? You know that a Naked Villainy T-Shirt, Sweat Shirt, Mousepad, Clock, or the ever popular Thong would make the perfect Christmas gift for yourself or a sweetie… Go… Buy… Now…

Carry on.