Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader got an earful last night. He had spent the whole day with a sick Villainette, but that wasn’t going to stop Mrs. Villain for laying into your Maximum Leader upon learning the outcome of the Michael Jackson Trial.
You see, this is how it works at the Villainschloss. When a “high profile” trial concludes without a conviction of a “high profile defendant,” Mrs. Villain declares that the jury were a bunch of idiots and “can’t they see what he did?”
This is, of course, all your Maximum Leader’s fault. Your Maximum Leader plays into this by almost always saying something to the effect of, “Honey, we don’t know what the jury was thinking. We didn’t listen to the whole of the evidence presented. We don’t know that the news gave us the whole story. The jurors are probably doing the right thing anyway. If there is ANY REASONABLE DOUBT at all they must acquit.”
Well… That is never the answer Mrs. Villain wants to hear. Last night your Maximum Leader was accused of “protecting a freak who goes down on little boys.”
What can you say to counter that except, “Honey, I don’t think anyone presented evidence of Michael Jackson giving a little boy a blow job…”
Then 15 minutes of debate on Michael Jackson performing fellatio on little boys ensued.
It was mighty fun at the Villainschloss last night. Can’t you tell?
Excursus: And after all that, your Maximum Leader got thrown up on! A fun mixture of rice, bananas, a little toast and stomach acid!
Your Maximum Leader is generally willing to give the benefit of thedoubt to the jury. In this case it seems that the jurors felt he was guilty of something. But it is not the job of the jury to convict because “something” was done wrong. It is the job of the jury to convict if they are positive that the crimes detailed in the indictment in this case wer committed. If they aren’t 99% sure, then they acquit. Frankly, that is the system your Maximum Leader supports. (Except in the Mike World Order, which is another story…)
The Jackson camp is now saying that Michael will “change” and that he will not have little boys in bed. They say he will focus on rebuilding.
That is all fine and good. But if Michael Jackson is a pedophile, and your Maximum Leader is convinced he is, he will open himself up to more charges in the future. Because he cannot change his nature.
Carry on.
