Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader doffs his bejeweled floppy hat in the direction of the crack young staff (let’s call him “Chip”) at the Hatemongers Quarterly. Today, is their one year anniversary.

Your Maximum Leader hopes that the crack young staff has a baccinalian fest of epic proportions tonight. Perhaps they could have a themed party? A theme like “Being Snarky while Civilization Burns.”

And you know… The crack young staff says that they “started ugly” and “stayed ugly.” Actually, the hate is, well, beautiful.

Carry on.