Gollum gives the new titles a thumbs-up.

We also salute our troops as they remove Saddam’s most trusted props from beneath him. Here’s hoping Saddam himself won’t be far behind.

One does have to wonder, though, at the stupidity of hiding out in Iraq, and in a damn mansion, no less.

Here– a haiku from yours truly, the Maximum Leader’s Poet Laureate, in celebration of the Hussein Brothers’ demise:

Hussein boys are trapped
rockets strike their jacuzzi
four testicles boil