Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was channel surfing last night. Now, allow your Maximum Leader to state that on the big 46 inch Sony Widescreen HDTV he has programmed out a number of cable channels. That way he is never subjected to ever viewing them, even for a moment during channel surfing. However, on the smaller 32 inch analog TV in his and Mrs. Villain’s bedchamber some channels appear which do not appear on the big TV. One of the channels is the “Oh! Oxygen” network.

As a matter of course, your Maximum Leader finds that there is nothing worth watching on “Oh! Oxygen.” It is too… Well… Geared towards She-Woman-Man-Haters. Well imagine his surprise when he was surfing last night and caught a glimpse of his Muse/Goddess. That would be, for those of you who have forgotten, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

It seems that Miss Hewitt is going to be starring in an “Oh! Oxygen” orginial presentation entitled: “Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber.” (Click here to watch a trailer.) There is even a contest involved. (The grand prize appears to be tickets to the San Francisco Symphony’s Black and White Ball. No mention of attending said ball with Miss Hewitt…)

Now… What should your Maximum Leader do? Should he actually tune into “Oh! Oxygen” and watch this movie? Should he try to enjoy it? Should he watch with the sound off and make up his own dialogue? It might be fun. After all it isn’t every day that your Maximum Leader could watch Miss Hewitt star as the enderingly despicable Katya Livingston.

Decisions, decisions…

Oh, Jennifer! Why do you tempt your Maximum Leader so!

Carry on.