Inappropriate Questions Part One
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader would like to pose this question to his loyal minons.
If you are stampeded to death on your way to a symbolic stoning in Mecca during the Haj do you go right to heaven? If you are a man, and reach heaven, are you greeted by 72 doe-eyed (horny) virgins?
Your Maximum Leader is trying to find the up-side to this story.
Carry on.