Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw a headline today on Reuters and all he could think was “idiots.”

Headline: Alcohol industry profits from underage drinking.

Really? Here your Maximum Leader had thought that alcohol companies didn’t mark up their product for the underage? Your Maximum Leader thought that the alcohol companies were sort of like crack dealers; give you the first few samples at no mark up and no “sin tax” to get you hooked… Then, when you hit 21, WHAM! Throw down that mark up and those taxes cause they’ve got you hooked…

Carry on.