Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sends his warm congratulations to the Texas Longhorns and their fans/adherents on winning the college football national championship. Your Maximum Leader sat down in the Villainschloss to watch the game - but fell asleep on the couch in the middle of the second quarter. This was due, in large part, to his being up until 1:00am the night before watching the Penn State/FSU game. Your Maximum Leader awoke at 2:45am and had to catch highlights on ESPN. This is one of those times your Maximum Leader wishes he had Tivo.

Anyhoo…

Congrats Longhorns! You’ve finally won the big one.

Carry on.