Greeting loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was just reading an excellent blog from Eugene Volokh. Your Maximum Leader’s Minister of Agriculture believes, perhaps partially rightly, that your Maximum Leader is not tolerant of homosexuals. I believe it is not that I am intolerant of homosexuals, It is that I object to giving “equal rights” in traditionally heterosexual areas (i.e.: marriage) to homosexuals. Would I discriminate against hiring a gay person? No. Would I deny them housing? No. Would I wish ill to befall them in some other way? No. I would like to delve into this a bit further, and perhaps tonight I shall.

Carry on.