Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has had a great start to his day. He had two fried eggs (over-easy) on toast, a small piece of ham, and a small peice of roast beef with horseradish sauce. (The roast beef was leftover from a particularly festive dinner last night in honour of your Maximum Leader’s esteemed father.) He washed it down with Earl Grey tea from Harrods of Knightsbridge. All while reading the paper. Now he is going to call the Poet Laureate and see if we can arrange a movie today.

Of course, it doesn’t look like your Maximum Leader will get to much substantive blogging today. Or next week perhaps. (Schedule shaping up to be quite busy.) That is somewhat disappointing, but soon enough I will be blogging on more substantive issues. (Although that breakfast was pretty substantive in its own way.)

Carry on my minions.