Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader found some good news for you if you happen to like green ea. (Which your Maximum Leader does.) According to a new report from the Mayo Clinic, Green Tea Component Kills Leukemia Cells. So, drink more green tea.

Your Maximum Leader wonders if this is all “green tea” or just certain types of “green tea.” Your Maximum Leader knows that traditional Japanese-style green tea powder is sufficiently different from many commonly available green tea leaf mixtures… Hummm…

Carry on.