Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader would like to summon up the energy to rant on the subject of MLB move to Washington teeters on collapse.

But he can’t.

He would love to rain-down rants and vitriol upon the heads of Bud Selig and MLB owners for holding localities hostage to their own enrichment.

But he can’t.

He would love to laugh uproariously about the DC City Council who wouldn’t understand a good deal for the District of Columbia if it bit them on the arse.

But he can’t.

He would love to point out how MLB and the owners especially seem to do everything in their power to destroy every bit of enthusiasm a fan may have for the game.

But he can’t.

He would love to admonish the leaders of the District of Columbia for making deals they have no intention of living up to.

But he can’t.

Why can you Maximum Leader not summon up the strength to do all this ranting? Because in the end, Bud Selig, the MLB owners, and the District Government just aren’t work a warm bucket of piss. (To quote a famous Vice President from Texas.)

Move the Nationals to Vegas, baby!

Carry on.