Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has some non-sequitor blogging he’d like to get done. If you aren’t in the mood, well just sit there and read because this is your Maximum Leader blogging.

As many of you know, your Maximum Leader doesn’t obsess over site traffic or referral stuff. But, from time to time it makes him happy to mention that there are more and more minions out there every month. According to the good techs at your Maximum Leader’s hosting company (Superb.net - great guys, they are highly recommended by your Maximum Leader) in October 2004 this site received 7122 unique visitors. Wow. We’re also averaging about 275 unique visits a day. Double wow. Who’da thunk it? Certainly not your Maximum Leader when he started blogging…

And speaking of interesting site server items…

Two visitors have found their way to Nakedvillainy via a the search term “how fucking much is an F-150 camper top?”

That was a new one to your Maximum Leader. He’s seen the “Jennifer Love Hewitt Naked Photos” or “Naked Jaime Pressly Photos” or the “naked gay” links before. But never an inquiry concerning a camper top for a Ford F-150. Except for the Smallholder, your Maximum Leader doesn’t know anyone who owns an F-150. He knows one feller who owns an F-350. Most of the truck owners your Maximum Leader knows are Chevy Silverado guys/gals. If your Maximum Leader owned a real pickup truck, he suspects it would be a Chevy Silverado SS. But as it stands the only Chevy at the Villainschloss is Mrs. Villain’s Suburan.

At this point, you minions are scratching your heads/chins/other body parts wondering. You’re wondering, “Is this it? If so, our Maximum Leader has gotten pretty friggin lame.”

Rest assured dear minions, your Maximum Leader is just lame-o blogging today. If you think this is bad, you should have read the two or three other posts that he deleted…

Moving along…

Your Maximum Leader wants to ask what is the appeal of Glamour Shots? Does Glamour Shots even exist anymore?

Google to the rescue… Obviously they do as they still have a website.

Your Maximum Leader asks this rhetorical question because today he was walking through the garage of the dealership at which he purchased the Villainmobile. (He was there to inspect some work being done on the Villainmobile.) While moving through the repair bays filled with cars he noticed a “Glamour Shot.” The offending “Glamour Shot” was affixed to the lid of a mechanic’s tool box. Now, your Maximum Leader - having a keen sense of observation, and the obvious - noticed that the mechanic in question was a husky man of about 55 years of age. The woman in the photo was the equal of the mechanic in age and proportion.

And the woman in the photo was tarted up like a $2 whore during “Fleet Week” in New York City circa 1938.

She looked nothing like any of the people displayed on the Glamour Shots website.

The first thing that crossed your Maximum Leader’s mind was, “Thank heavens that is not your Maximum Leader’s regular mechanic. Having that photo in plain sight would cause us to have to sever our professional relationship.”

The second thing that crossed your Maximum Leader’s mind was the great unanswerable question. Do the unattractive believe that sequins, soft light, a hazy filter, and too much makeup will really make them look “glamourous?” Your Maximum Leader realizes that at best he is remarkably average looking. No amount of work or artistry on the part of a photographer will change that. So why does the herd continue to enrich these franchises in exchange for atrocious photos?

Your Maximum Leader cannot figure it out.

But rest assured, if it keeps the herd docile; the practice will continue in the Mike World Order.

Carry on.