A hymn to Spam:

http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/spamhymn.html

Not quite the Monty Python classic (found below) but still amusing.

http://www.elyrics.net/go/m/Monty_Python/Spam/

Well, after re-reading the MP Spam song, I guess the lyrics aren’t, by themselves, particularly funny. Delivery matters.

The same Discordia site also has an amusing list of quotations. I was pleasantly surprised at how many of the quotes from the movies that the ML’s loyal minions have proclaimed classic:

http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/discordianquotes.html

Enjoy!