Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads that Brad Pitt checked himself into a hospital in LA. His “people” say that he is suffering from “flu-like” symptoms.

First off allow your Maximum Leader to say that when suffering from flu-like symptoms he (your Maximum Leader that is) likes to lay around in bed and watch TV and drink juice and sleep. Why this solution isn’t good enough for Mr. Pitt is quite beyond your Maximum Leader. (The flu is a virus afterall. They don’t have drugs for it.)

Secondly, your Maximum Leader bets it is just a little food poisoning from that undercooked beetle Brad shared with Angelina in Ethiopia.

Carry on.