Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that stories are appearing on the news wires that seem to show that the format of Election Day exit polling influenced the result of those polls.

Really? Stop the insanity. So, lets see if your Maximum Leader reads this correctly. If a poll didn’t provide “moral values” as a choice in a list of topics, the poll would show that Iraq and the Economy were the leading factors behind a person casting their vote. If “moral values” were included in a list of motivating factors, then it rose in promenence.

Humm… Your Maximum Leader thought it was almost always best to ask open ended questions in a poll. Obviously not when you are conducting exit polls.

Carry on.