Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was over reading Classical Values, and is normal on Friday, there are some Quizilla tests there. Your Maximum Leader took one and discovered that if he was a molocule he would be an enzyme. Here is the skinny:

You are an enzyme. You are powerful, dark,
variable, and can change many things at your
whim…even when they’re not supposed to be
changed. Bad you. You can be dangerous or
wonderful; it’s your choice.

Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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In another test, your Maximum Leader discovered that if he were in the Bush Admin he would be Karl Rove.

You’re Karl Rove! You’re the de facto leader
of this great nation, also serving as godfather
of the family Bush.

Which member of the Bush Administration are you?
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On the discussion with the Poet Laureate, your Maximum Leader will have to give some careful consideration to his upcoming post. It might take some time to compose. (Just warning you all not to expect a treatis today.)

Update: Your Maximum Leader sees the Minister of Agriculture has weighed in on gay marriage too. Will review and respond accordingly.

Carry on.