Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was laughing out loud today reading the latest from the crack young staff at The Hatemonger’s Quarterly. Your Maximum Leader loved the post; but will have to quibble over one small point. It is a dream job. Really! It is. Any news reader job (the news anchor at ABC - who’s name your Maximum Leader does not speak or write) is like hitting the lottery. Read the teleprompter with the appropriate emotion and get paid millions to do so. In some ways it is better than the lottery. Because your employer will fly you around the nation to do “live broadcasts” on their nickle. What’s more, do it for long enough and soon the great unwashed will start to think of you as an “expert” or a “celebrity.” You don’t even need to complete high school (like that news anchor on ABC) to do it. It is as close to perfect as a job can be.

Carry on.