Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is gravely disappointed in his minions. So much so that dwarves will feel his righteous anger tonight. Your Maximum Leader will heap scorn, abuse, and pain on many in a futile attempt to get him to forget the indiginity done to his person.

July 9th was the second anniversary of this blog. Since it was a weekend he decided that he wouldn’t think much on it until yesterday… But then his thunder was stolen by those damned Llamas and their fancy-schmancy new site. Or it could be the fault of the Crack Young Staff and reviewing their fan-mail that caused you all to forget. Or perhaps you decided to leave your Maximum Leader’s site to read about how Gordon is going to be cast out of the great Zionist conspiracy.

Well… It doesn’t matter why. Y’all forgot anyway…

There is one way to make it up though… Visit your Maximum Leader’s on-line swag store. Then buy something. Buy a T-shirt. If you are a guy, you might like the “Well Hung” T-Shirt. If you are a lovely lady minion, you could get a tong and camisole. (Mrs. Villain officially endorses the Naked Villainy camisole and boxers as perfect sleepwear for the ladies.) And hey, if you are a lady and so inclined, you could buy a camisole/t-shirt/thong and mail your Maximum Leader a photo of you wearing it. (Preferably a “racy” photo.) Yes, you could be the official Naked Villainy Swag Babe!

Yes… Photos of a sexy Naked Villainy Swag Babe would make your Maximum Leader happy.

Carry on.