Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader feels quite refreshed today. A fun weekend with the kids was just what he needed. Of course, if you happen to have been looking for a political polemic you’ll just have to wait a little longer. Mrs. Villain had use of the computer for most of the weekend. And when your Maximum Leader did get on the computer, he was more inclined to play Shogun: Total War and work towards the conquest of Japan.

That said, imagine your Maximum Leader’s surprise when he read the following item off the news wire: Seoul Doubts N.Korea Has Nukes, Despite Claim.

What’s next? Will the South Korea deny that the Norks have thousands of feild guns aimed at Seoul? Will the Soth deny that the Norks have a huge army just sitting on their arses (because they are too hungry to do much else)? Or will the South start saying that Kim Jong-il is really just a misunderstood guy who desperately wants to party with Paris Hilton in Tokyo?

We’ll see.

Carry on.