Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader likes lava lamps. They are sort of fun in a kitsch-ey type of way. Indeed, he had one once. (Well technically he still “has” it, but the Villainettes hijacked it.)

Imaging his surprise when he read that Lava Lamp Left on Stove Explodes, Kills Man.

What the hell?

Why was it on the stove?

And how did your Maximum Leader know that incident would take place in a trailer home?

Carry on.