Ah, I see. Our Maximum Leader’s last post was very educational for me, and I’m sure a good number of other minions would agree. I didn’t understand the historical context of the ongoing argument between him and the Minister of Agriculture. Now I do, and I have a new conclusion:

It’s obvious that the Maximum Leder is afraid of the homosexual attraction he has for Smallholder.

It all makes a lot more sense now. Thank you. I’ll leave you two to sort it out.

Believe.