Congratulations Mr/Mrs Smallholder
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is pleased to report that Mrs. Smallholder delivered an 8 pound 6 ounce, red-haired, little boy earlier today. Mother and son are doing well. Father is a wreck - but he is most of the time anyway.
Many congratulations. This is a welcome addition to the Smallholder’s wonderful family.
Carry on.